Master of karate?

Today, one boy in particular provided me with endless amusement.  Among other things, he:

• Sat on a little picnic table (outside in the playground area), closed his eyes, and "meditated."
• Excitedly unwrapped and devoured an entire Five Guys cheeseburger at lunch time (yes, he had a Five Guys burger packed in his lunchbox).
• Told me that his dream would be to have a "huge dance party" at school.
• Showed me "the coolest karate move ever."

Music of the day, just because: "xx" by The xx